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Giant Battle Monster VS The Subterranean Antler Man

by Giant Battle Monster

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He's the kind of guy That likes to fuck all the girls Well, he fucked my mom And I'd fuck him too He's the Subterranean Antler Man Suave stag so cool he was born underground (Because he wanted to) Blind from constant darkness, has to see through sound Call him crude, but you can't argue A daft buck so smooth you'll steal him your darling All on your own He's got tentacles instead of hands (That's so cool, so fucking cool!) He's got a hundred-fifty foot wing-span (What's his name?! What's his name?!) The Subterranean Antler Man... (He's on a mission, he's got a plan.) The Subterranean Antler Man
Bathing in seas of dumb luck and money For which you didn't have to work too much A Chronosynclastic Infundibulum Arthur comes from the void In the armies of Mars (I'll do what you want me to do!) On the iron slab (I strangled my friend Steven) I'll abandon my son (Because I raped his mother) And I'll forget it all Remember A thing in my brain will hurt me! Remember I wrote a note Chronos, chronos Every hour brings the earth Forty-three thousand miles closer To globular cluster M13 There is no reason why Good cannot triumph as often as evil The triumph of anything is a matter of organization And if angels exist I hope that they are organized along the same lines of the mafia
Caldwell 59 03:36
Take me away I lay down my head And close my eyes That's when I float across the room Float into the light And land on a slab Stiff as a board (Cut me open, see what's inside) Travel the stars While they tear me inside out (Cut me open, see what's inside) Synaptic fit! Semantic trick! Wake up Open wide Close your eyes inside the ship (There's no escaping) I think we're helping them learn I'm glad that we could help Enlighten the human So we'll uplift their species Too bad they frighten me Wake up I think there's no escape Open wide Too bad they frighten me! The old man on the corner He told me this would happen For 25 cents, He'll tell you a story But I don't think that that's the future Dripping from his mouth Don't you Believe Me?
Hail Sithis 05:37
Dear sweet mother send your child sins of the unworthy must be bathed in blood and fear And I know we could be friends Having fun like children, careless and I could be your mother We took you scared and all alone But don't worry We are here for you I don't think there's time Through expanses of silver powder coated in blood I'll eat a handful Tastes like magic I'll stay alive this time We are here for you We now control the human race There is no more time! I'm bleeding profusely now I think I'll slice off my tongue and offer it to myself This is a viral strike! Retrace line infantry through lunar lava canals Before we strangle ourselves My sensors are sensing The creature is here Moon base one to moon base two Get your shit together Pull the fucking lever Lockdown is the only choice You're all fools We pulled the plug Operation overlord is here Surrender yourselves to us or else What (What) No (Yes) Fuck (Fuck) You (You) Operation overlord is here Superheterodyne death!
All you see open-faced and opened wide Dusted with addicted fast-food comatose terminology Concrete sourdough You bet the moments of ecstasy Out of the intercourse of the real rational Business held its breath While I laughed and made a wish Dance club victims stumble out worn out Marionettes with rosy cheeks And my big dragonfly pendant Dirty Joe on the corner throwing voices Destructively amidst the bleakness of the despairing streets Noble gases escape through the pores in the sidewalk DAAAAANNNNG The leader Booted, leather knife toting, ruffian Sits crossed-legged chewing On a frayed stump of moldy cigar Twisting copper telephone wire Into diabolical little scorpions and spiders Setting them amidst the smooth limestone tiles Of the sweeping skyscrapers Guarding the domain of the sea-urchins With a pagan spell Cephalized salamander I'll make you dance with this dark magic... Blind and thirsty under the road I'm hearing the howls of Eighteen-wheelers, broken bones, and the clenching of teeth And truck stop drippings That little light of mine Shines through the subterranean devil's sinkhole Unnatural gas wells and slippery ladders And the churning vat Where all of the city's excretions whirl into a maelstrom I dropped my light down there And they sent me down there to get it Down to the city of dystonia And the rivers of hungry human hands And the yawning graves and mouths of titans NATAS EVOL I I chant amidst the flickering souls Hand in the cell animated dark ones' eyes Thin the mess and the shadows rise up Embody me, embody me Oh, here's to my sweet little path down the sink That led me to thee You will see the silhouette out of the pale, fractured moon-beams It has fuzzy fourteen pound antlers And wooden screws in its' skull With enormous eyes Where do you come from Oh dark, aching creature So drunk on its lack of sensation And whimpering for attention Hands that clasp and unclasp nervously And eyes that grow tired and hollow as the spark that made your mother Cry
If this maple syrup exists Then millions of ghost particles are passing through it What is my body engulfing When I lay down in osmosis That facilitates the passage of time Time... That hungry creature it is Causes my entire self to shutter With a tingly mysterious delight That afternoon delight Peels my skeleton Like a ravenous miniature king With cubicle teeth Curled business tie Watery bulging eyes Pinned back with needles It sings to me like a sexy little shaman That swivels its hips With metal bars shoved through its unbleeding cheeks ???? I have discovered the grandest me ????


released March 10, 2013

Chris Gerhardt - Electric Guitar/Acoustic Guitar/Synth/Vocals
Jeff Courtright - Bass Guitar/Acoustic Guitar/Synth/Vocals
Andrew Schmidt - Drums/Synth/Vocals
Justin Clay - Monologues (Something Satanic/Star Ship Anastasia/The Man In The Yellow Hat)
Andrew Smith - The Shred (Mr. Super Famous Race Car Driver)
Skeletor - Vocals (Inspectron Ghajiit/Caldwell 59)
Betty Boop (w/Help From A Few Friends) - Vocals (The Subterranean Antler Man)
Satan - Pitch-Shifter/Post-Production/Instrumentation

Recorded, Mixed, and Mastered at Hyperspeed Megaship Studios by Andrew Schmidt from December 2012 - February 2013

Artwork by María-Elisa Heg


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