He's the kind of guy
That likes to fuck all the girls
Well, he fucked my mom
And I'd fuck him too

He's the Subterranean Antler Man
Suave stag so cool he was born underground
(Because he wanted to)
Blind from constant darkness, has to see through sound
Call him crude, but you can't argue
A daft buck so smooth you'll steal him your darling
All on your own

He's got tentacles instead of hands
(That's so cool, so fucking cool!)
He's got a hundred-fifty foot wing-span
(What's his name?! What's his name?!)
The Subterranean Antler Man...
(He's on a mission, he's got a plan.)
The Subterranean Antler Man




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